Since you guys seemed to like my 12 Types Of Annoying People That You Will Meet Working In An Office, I have decided to make this into a little thing. Every Friday I shall be posting these kind of ‘Buzzfeed’ posts to fill at least 3-4 minutes of your Fri-YAY time. So please let me know if you have any title suggestions, I’d love to hear from you all! So let’s take a few of the childish things that women will do when she’s annoyed at you.
1. The I’m Fine’
If a lady tells you that she is fine with a face like thunder, she is not ok. Make sure that you choose your next words wisely and whatever you do, do not make a joke out of the situation. You will most definitely be in the dog house if you do.
2. The Lack Of Physical Contact
Don’t expect cuddles on the sofa or holding hands in public, you are currently getting the cold shoulder. Give your lady some space, no one likes to be smothered when they are in a rage of anger (you will only get burned if you do!).
3. The Sigh
This means, I want some attention and please apologise for what you have done. Do not sit in silence or respond with ‘why are you sighing’, that will only decrease delay time in between each sigh.
4. The Dramatic Exit
Take the dramatic exit as a hint that she wants to be followed… but leave it a few moments until you do. But then again if you are like me, I often storm off but then come back because I want to watch a TV programme.
5. Ignoring What You Don’t like
There’s nothing better than having a taste of your own medicine and often child play can be the perfect game plan (especially if know that your partner isn’t going to apologise anytime soon). Have you ever encountered feet obstructing the TV, the remote control being hidden, and even the WIFI turned off? Yep, you have been played my friend.
6. Frantic Cleaning
Now this is something that I do all the time, especially when I ask my boyfriend to clean something up but then he doesn’t do it. I guess this is much better than having a full blown argument right? But then again, it really does get on my boyfriend’s nerves (no one likes having the hoover on when you are trying to watch a film).
7. The Tea Drought
Has your partner ever sat down without offering if you want a cup of tea/drink when it is out of character? Yep she’s annoyed at you. It is best to calmly ask her why, as after all, you wouldn’t want another tea drought in your next tea sitting.
8. The ‘Do What You Want’
Which means do not do what you want. If you are pretty good at reading between the lines, most women use this phrase to deter you from what you want to do. But be careful if your partner uses this phrase too often, no one wants to date a controlling freak!
9. The Voicemail
Everyone hates it when someone doesn’t pick up the phone when they really need to talk to them, so what a way to annoy your partner. But then again receiving 30 missed calls and text messages is a little excessive, so make sure you don’t take the bait. Let the lady have her thinking space.
10. The ‘You Don’t Understand’
Yep men will probably never fully understand on how it feels to be a woman, so make sure you are a little sensitive with us. Never ever say that you do understand, because your actions in the first place show that you really don’t.
11. The LOL, ROFL, SOZ
If there are words that you don’t like… we will use them just to annoy you.
12. The Mimic
Now this is the time where your annoyed better half will mimic your voice, your walk, and will generally act like you (not exaggerating in the slightest of course). She will probably throw fake punches, act out that she is throwing something at you, or actually throw something. Grab the popcorn for the show!
Have you ever encountered any of the above? Or have I missed anything? Let me know in the comments.
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